It all started with a whisper,
A phone call
“Who are you?” I asked softly
The type where you can hear yourself breathing.
I should have known at that time,
After all it started with a whisper,
the type you see in horror movies,
The type that tells you that something is wrong.
He was my first stalker,
Calling me everyday,
Sending me letters,
“I want you, I need you, I named my pet after you”
Everyday I heard this,
I wonder what made this happen,
Was I too polite?
Not Polite enough?
It all started with a damn whisper,
My first stalker sure was persistent,
He was dedicated,
I’d give him that,
I don’t think I remember
how he looks like.
After months of sleepless night,
I paid my friend,
We walked together to my stalker,
The strange man
“Why are you stalking me?” I asked.
“Don’t you know? Times are hard,
You are my hope,
Something to look forward too” He had replied.
he gave me his life story,
Unemployment it was,
He needed a new job,
Want to know what it was?
Yeah I know.
“I made a website too! Stalkers.Oh!”
I am serious,
he told me that,
I was left in shock but then..
Well it made me laugh.
So this is my story,
About my personal stalker,
An unemployed stranger
Who now works as a professional…
Yeah you got it,
Now he owns this group of stalkers,
They follow me everywhere,
but not just me,
and even Objects too!
So if you are in need of a stalker,
Remember to go to
But I warn you,
This joke gets old.
So I used the random word generator and it gave me 2 random words, Stalkers and Unemployed, which was how I made this. I hope I didn’t offend anyone with this and that it was fun to read!